#Oops i crapped my pants plus

I let out a silent one, but heard a splat on the ground behind me. I was on the porch enjoying a nice summer cigarette and happily scrolling. Says “I wish you had been there.” And who said romance is dead? Winds up having to repeat the story to me 3 times before I get the whole thing.

Calls me later and we have a bad connection. He’s pooped his pants in the middle of a nice restaurant…right after getting all his friends’ attention. He makes a show of leaning over to fart on his mate (as lads do) and then it all goes south. A night of jazzy drinking later and they’re at brunch. My boyfriend went in a trip to New Orleans with some friends. Every single time she pisses me off… Remember that time you shit your pants? It was one of the best days of my entire life. She tied the sweatshirt she was wearing around her waist and we went home so she could change. I laughed, which made her laugh, consequently crapping herself even more. Next thing I know she grabbed my arm, got two inches taller from puckering her butt and said “I just shit myself”. I think it got to her because she looked at me red faced and said “I’m going to shit my pants, we gotta go, now!” So we immediately turned back to leave. All the way in the back store room which wasn’t air conditioned. My sister and I were in a furniture store in Florida. When I realize it, I run to the shower and after that I spent the whole breakfast time cleaning the chair I was sitted on while my family laughed a lot. It looked like the Dulce de leche I ate came in and out of my body immediatly. One day I woke up and sitted with my family to eat the breakfast, I felt I might fart a little so I relax and letted it go. (quick note, I was eating only meat and potatoes for almost a week, so my intestines weren’t working well). We were at a nice hotel and the breakfast was served in our room. I’m brazilian and I was on vacation with my family in Buenos Aires. Speeding down the highway at 90mph finally see a gas station and let’s just say there was a poopy thing left behind at a gas station bathroom.

#Oops i crapped my pants plus

I woke up late and had no time for a real breakfast resulting in grabbing one of those Starbucks fraps from a gas station, and a box of mini Charleston chews because hey why not! The stress of being late plus the massive amount of sugar resulted in the worst case of shits I’ve ever experienced with NO bathrooms in sight. 1.ĭriving alone over an hour to attend the wedding of family friends. Recently, BuzzFeed asked their users to share that “one time” they pooped their pants as an adult and-holy sh*t…literally. But, as an adult? Well, it’s safe to say that it’s even worse. Once you’re in regular underwear, pooping your pants becomes slightly embarrassing and even traumatizing- especially when you’re young. Now, as you get older, pooping your pants becomes less acceptable. When you’re a kid and you’re going through the stages of potty training, it’s safe to say that pooping your pants is relatively “normal.” Or, as normal as can be.